So I went to the bathroom recently which seemed to be a busy time because when I got there someone was using the urinal,so I choose to go to the stall. Well while I’m in there the gentlemen who was almost done lets out just a wisp of a fart, maintaining equilibrium as my brother calls it. I internally chuckle a tad just because I never expect that in an office building, more at a ball game.
Well that gentleman departs and a new fellow steps up. All of a sudden this guy just lets out a loud, audible, and lengthy *ahem* fart, that is punctuated at the end by another crisp exclamation point in the gas form. So loud and long and ridiculous was this situation that I even had trouble maintaining the respective silence that is the bathroom. In trying to choke my laugh I think he could hear a little of my giggles. I thought it was unbelievable, it was like watching back to back home runs.
But holy crap that has never happened while I’ve been in there and I get these two gems.
